Day 5


Here's Rathen, clear on keeping his options open...


Etcha mopped up the bathroom. What a contradiction in nature yet again as he defies his sloppiness standard.


I am just not getting over this.

I intervene. It's time to finish out Rathen's 'surprise', so I have him call for a taxi, and have him visit the clothing store.

The transaction is complete!


Poor Rathen is hungry so we'll save the wardrobe adjustment for a little bit.


I would ruthlessly taunt FG for playing with dolls, except it *is* the toy geared towards group activity, and popularity, which, in another art-imitates-life moment, seems to be his real-life hang up anyways.


Oh Christ... be careful GIIRyudo, the telescope's what got Rathen knocked up...

Suddenly, the camera jerks back to Rathen. Oh fuck, what the hell is happening now.


Aw hell. Looks like Rathen's entering his second trimester. The 'surprise' will have to wait until he fits into it.
What an interesting 'maternity' outfit.

Holy crap.
EtchaSketch leaves for work on time. And FG puts the dolls down, and totally douches the kitchen.
I wasn't fast enough to screenshot it, but he went upstairs, made up 3 beds, then finally crashed out.


AWWW~


Aww, more sweetness- Otik doesn't want Rathen abducted by aliens any more.

First day of school!


Promoted or not, Duey and Ob still pile into a wretched piece of shit for a carpool.


EtchaSketch comes home from work... Oh snap, what is this?


After slapping Jan(said friend from work)'s hands away for trying to tickle (what a bitch! ...EtchaSketch in case there's any confusion), look who's visiting! Our first Dramabomb, Nobuu!
She promptly blows right past them.


SPRINTING to greet her, is Otik! Kilts afire! Note the hug rejection for Etcha in the background.


Looks like Etcha's regaining his footing, however. And, I am fucking pissed. Another FRAPS dropped frame.

Otik and Nobuu chill on the couch to some supremely annoying television.


Etcha and Jan hang out by the trashcan chatting for around two hours. It's the place to be!

Rathen pops out and pays bills. Etcha greets him. I believe the conversation here could be summed up to, "Congratulations you fucking freak!"


Yeah, great place to read the paper, chief.


The workers return home.
ObMeiste was promoted to 'Rookie' and hauled in a lovely bonus.

Oh SHIT look at the men go! Otik heads upstairs with Nobuu keeping him on her mind, and EtchaSketch breaking the touching barrier in the back! It may not be a base, but SOMEONE is on deck.
Ok, fuck you FRAPS. Etcha's backrub, and the men's house's first kiss were not capped. I want to punch this program in the fucking neck.

FRAPS apparently really fucked up and dropped a lot of great moments. So, instead of killing someone, I'm going to wrap it up with the last pic that the fucking thing managed to successfully grab.


Etcha hops into his pj's and hits the piano. Just about every passer-by approves.

And that finishes off day 5.

Day 6


Midnight sets in and the first thing that happens is that the camera shoots to Rathen, and I believe he begins his third trimester by getting about as fat as your average outsourced tech support call receiver.


GAAAY.
Just kidding. Duey is apparently just being supportive of his friend. Heavens knows Rathen needs it.


Sing us a song you're the piano man...

What in the fuck.

Otik is: Bathroom Commander!

It's a fucking Cheers episode, now.

Everyone is over by Etcha. They're either goofing off with eachother, or taking turns congratulating him.
This just goes on for hours. Clapping, talking, and ForeverGrey being played with and giggling the whole time. It was actually a pretty solid warm-fuzzy moment for everybody.


Duey manifests a weakness! He cannot cook.

This was as random as it looks.

What in the FUCK?!

Oh shit. Rathen goes from fat basementdwelling phone rep to tubby attention-whoring carpet cleaner. That alien hellspawn's got to be chewing his way out of there SOON.
HAHAHA he fucking waddles when he walks now.


Damn GIIR, that must've been rotten.

Rathen apparently should be bottled as a chemical war agent also.

FG asks the only guy he knows of that wears a skirt for make-up tips.

Otik helps FG with his homework.

On the front lawn.
In his underwear.

ObMeiste gets another promotion. Must be a trade-off for neglecting his son. Duey gets promoted, and that's really just about time.


Bubble bath? GAAAY.

GIIRyudo gets a promotion too. The total haul for the house today was around 2,000 bucks. Sweeet.


You fucking sponge-bathers.

The phone rings, Rathen answers... and it's Marisa! For him! Sweet!

It's the pregnant juggle!

Before today, if anyone ever told me that at some point in my life I would be witnessing a pregnant Hitler lookalike juggling empty cups behind a debutante self-service bar, I would've punched them in the throat.
Now, I would punch them in the throat twice.


And we finish, tonight, with Otik on the piano, everyone in bed, and Rathen on the phone with Marisa again.

Details of note-

- Rathen's wants shift around but he's always got Marisa on his mind.
- Otik has two wants relative to Nobuu.
- Etchasketch has four wants spread out over three girls. SLUT. And, his Creativity is nearly maxed.
- Otik still fears on behalf of Rathen of another alien abduction, and Duey does as well, now.