Day 17


Ever the bold soldier, GIIRyudo fights the War on Consciousness from his comfy La-z-Boy.

Happy Holidays!


I don't know what the fuck this thing is, or whether or not it's the wrong holiday, but it's pretty god damn cool.


Good going, stupid.

Oh, if only you could see how the green tendrils of ass rot caressed his face, almost lovingly, whilst he convulsed in agony.

Half of a day went by with absolutely nothing worth interest happening. A fireman called for Otik and they talked until they were best friends. Kids left for school on time, guys left for work on time. The kitchen's still filthy, and grandma's still dead in her open grave out back.

ObMeiste went out to get the mail, and then commenced discussing balls with the mailman.

Ohh... no.



Maybe he's pondering whether or not he still likes pussy?

Well, I'll be. Nobuu's apparently here... and wtf...

Otik is the one apologizing, even.
Damn. When I put Nobuu in the pants and Otik in the skirt, I sure called that one.


bdeetdeetBAWMP-BAWMP...

Requisite cuteness alert!

Ripley charges indoors with an A+ report card.

I wish I could relate how cute Ripley's little bragging fit is.

The proud father then ran upstairs to puke.

GIIR not only got promoted, but apparently being bumped to 'head cage cleaner' netted him a blonde 'friend'.

They choose to get acquainted over the garbage can.

I think she just told him 'I like 'em fat.' Now I have Prince and the NPG's 'Get Off' stuck in my head.

Wow, man, I'm beginning to think that Halloween cat's a fertility relic or something...

Just as ObMeiste went to drop off trash, a Paris Hilton knock-off shows up, Ob ditches the trash and goes to greet.


Ok that's nice.
I wonder when the fuck we're going to get a premature fatality at this rate.


Oh shit GIIR!

DRAMA!

I don't know what the hell originated the slapfight, I just heard slapping, hit pause, and there it was. The picture likely tells enough of the story.

Once again, Otik apologizes.

Rathen then answers the phone, says hi and bye to Marisa really fast, then... starts crying.

Looks like someone could use some SimWellbutrin.

Ripley researches the resonance mood altering device, eager to unlock the secrets of its mood- and mind-controlling capabilities.

It's clear she's got a ways to go.

Day 18


She can't even catch a break from her dad, and he even looks like a guy that's comfy with torture.

So he goes outside and attempts to suck the back of his fiance's skull out through her mouth.


Really, ObMeiste, why don't you tell her how you actually feel. No holding back.
I could've sworn he was yelling, "Bad jew! Bad jew!" at her...
He heckled her for an hour, then helped Ripley, and then his own son with their homework.

HOLY SHIT.

Duey throws away a baby bottle!
I'm fairly certain that one had been there since ForeverGray's childhood.
Incidentally, only that bottle was thrown away. The rest still lay about.

Oh, hell.

That would be ObMeiste flirting with Otik... and Otik being receptive.

OH MY GOD!

ObMeiste's a fucking manwhore. That'd be him getting a fistfull of Duey's ass. It figures that the two diesel jocks in the house would be the first out of the closet.
I'm also completely amused with Otik's 'that is so awesome' look in the background.


Ok now I might puke.

OH SHIT FG DON'T TURN AROUND!
Looks like there's a DIFFERENT dart game gonna happen tonight, tell you what.
Well, there you have it. Merry Christmas everybody, we have confirmed faggots.


Ripley's still awful.


That's not totally what's meant by "pillowbiters," guys.


Death Toilet's on his third incarnation, and Rathen sinkbathes despite the perfectly working tub and shower upstairs.

Interesting fact: From 12:30a to 5:30a. Nobuu would just show up, then almost instantly say 'Oh look at the time I have to go.'


Death Toilet finishes his third incarnation.

We haven't seen much out of Etcha lately. Here, I expected him to be the extrovert for that matter.

So, here he is, eating cereal standing up, because nobody's cleaned off the table since yesterday.


It's apparently 'sinkbath day'.

I had one of those job dilemmas pop up for Etcha at his record store job. I apparently chose wisely and he got 2 charisma points.

FG apparently got an A+ report card too, but instead of waking up his picklesniffing father, he just did a rather stupid little dance by Nobuu.

No wait, my bad. He's dancing that way because he WANTS to. It's just incidental that he has an A+ report card and didn't see fit to wake up his picklesniffing father.


Rathen finishes some cereal and spontaneously cries.
Rathen then went to the bathroom. And cried.
Ripley came home, they played 'red hands' for a moment. And then he cried some more.
He's fucked up.

ObMeiste and Otik had a little pillowfight, and became best friends thereafter.
Where was Rathen? Upstairs in the bathroom, crying like a bitch.


Otik at it yet AGAIN with the sinkbath.


This picture here contains quite a few things. One, I think GIIR's praying that that blonde piece of tail calls him. Two, Marisa's playing has improved since yesterday clearly- FG's dancing like a jackass over to her right, and both Ripley and Otik, playing against eachother on the game system, will periodically cheer at her.

Closing comments- the homos did pick the same bed and spooned, but the whole thing was platonic. It looked like the inspiration for an Alanis Morrisette song.