Day 10


The baby started stinking, so Disinclined Plane played the male stereotype card, and tried to find someone else to pass the baby off to. It happened to be Zarrr.
Then, they stood around like that for an hour and a half, Sim-time, staring at eachother, like they were completely baffled as to what came next.

The only two people proven to handle a diaper, blackguy32 and ClearlyDiscarded, are both encoffined.


Zarrr, man of action, strikes off. Meanwhile Ridley's all, 'mommy?'


I truly chose wisely when I put him in the politics field.



Really, despite looking in both sim and real life like the guy with the yearbook superlative 'Voted Most Likely to be Knocking Over 7-11s for Pot and Warhammer 40k Figurine Money', he's got his head on the straightest.


Manly men doing men things like buffing up from the academy and doing some exercise to strengthen muscles that seem to have lost tensility since shitting a hybrid baby.


"Here, have it back, it's de-shitted and cleaned and you need practice."


Not quite environmental critical mass but it looks to be well underway.


Sexy.

She spent another two or three minutes just waving at me begging me to tell her to go pee. I checked. Free Will is 'on'. What fucking good is it. I wonder how bad things'd get if I just shut it off.


Prison Toilet is still going strong...

...as is 2nd floor Death Toilet.




Looks like the parental responsibilities in this house as well are going to be attended to by anyone but the parent.


lol racist joke


I know this is horrible of me but it makes me wish that some really really evil person on the EA team would develop a 'rape' mod. I'm sure my house's racial insensitivity factor would incense Gene Hackman and Willem Defoe to reprise a role in there.


God damn FINALLY


It is my duty as a responsible maintainer of this house's antics to report all sinkbaths as objectively as possible, however discreet and non-scaring-the-other-housemates-out-of-the-kitchen the incidents are.

However, no one's going to fault me for shedding objectivity here when I point out that this fuck up is sink bathing with a showerstall behind him.


Zarrr heads to work in some new threads that make me think of that asshole teacher from 'The Breakfast Club'.


Oh oh.

Oh oh.

What a fucking teenager.

ClearlylawnDarted ganks DP's poptart, interrupting Team Stab's omlette efforts...

He's like, 'fuck it, I'm going to go sit on a bench.'

Oh oh.

Great. You made some angry red points chase blackguy32 around the kitchen.

Heyyyy macarena- YOWTCH

NEVER FORGET


Ok. Seems like the only guys that lose their shit around here are Knowledge aspirants with an enthusiasm for 'Cast Away'.


You know, I bet if he did have one of his own, Team Stab'd be minding it.


LOOKIN GOOD, GUYS



Attention, everyone. Zarrr has lost his fucking job because of those god damn chance cards.
I'm ignoring these from now on when they come up.


Something that looks a little right,

something that looks a little wrong.


"You know what man FUCK work"
"Hell yeah I like you"
lol racist joke


While Zarrr looks as though he's going to vomit at 32's presence, 32 recoils from an imaginary showerhead.



Responsibility. Objectivity.

:alert:

:alert:THE HOUSE HAS CAUGHT THE GAY:alert:

It's too bad there isn't a 'same sex relationship' turn-off, because for some reason I want to make a 'Fred Phelps' Sim and install him right next door.

Hmm...


"You think he's cute? well I do and my god look at his ass I can't wait to wear it as a special hat on my little Test-0 oh don't worry no one could replace you mister ball face because you know me and balls and faces..."


"You and me and gay family-destroying agenda makes three!"

These gay dudes, seriously. Nothing but trouble for children, am I right?
...or, alternate caption, even my video game goes to show that right wing religious fundamentalists can be very wrong for judging a dude based on what yard the dog wants to bury his bone.


Yes, all is normal here at Castle Gayskull.

Normal, indeed.

NORMALNORMALNORMALNORMALNORMALNOR
They had like three or four more pillowfights. I don't know, I dont' care, I kept checking on them and they were somewhere different in the middle of the road smacking the fuck out of eachother.


I remember all those Saturday morning cartoon PSA's about turning pot handles in to keep kids from getting burned and covering electric outlets and safety-locking kitchen drawers, and I swear I remember one about NOT leaving your god damn hybrid spawn in front of the fucking oven.

Oooh, the notifier came about Ridley growing up soon.
Fuck it let's get a cake, and see if we can't push things along. The baby phase sucks ass anyway.

What the christ Zarrr is fucking jobhunting!

Heh. Bon aventure, fucker.

Now back to what matters...


CONGRATULATIONS FUCKER GROW UP GOD DAMN YOU

Must've been too soon. Welp let's give this another go.

Everyone gathers up and busts out the party favors...

Team Stab's focussed on the cake. What a great father.

Oh. My. GOD.

It's zombie fucking Ronald Reagan.

Really fucking awesome, there, Team Stab. Your genes sure contributed on this sacred little project.