Day 9
She's still sick, and the 2nd deck Death Toilet couldn't be more content.
She goes for a second volley, and I just had to screenshot it for the sake of the loving caress that Death Toilet 2 has enveloped her head in.
"FUCK YO PEACE YOU BALDING CRACKA-ASS PARTY LINE SHEEP FUCKER"
Test-0 is just one weird fucking dude.
Zarrr pitches in on the 3am yardwork.
This fucking house is retardedly monkey-see-monkey-do.
FUCKING MORTALS! I AM BACK! QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN MY NAME AND IN MY EMERALD GRI
Death Toilet cannot catch a break in this house.
ClearlyDjarums has returned to health.
In this neighborhood, I've seen two sets of twins. Five alien abductions. Nobuu fuck four Sims. And food poisonings in the range of 10 to 15, and not once did anyone die from it.
blackguy32 spontaneously springs the waterworks. He is about as stable as a bipolar Jew in Baghdad.
Oh shit- the camera zooms...
What a fucking maternity ward...
IT'S A BOY! And, just one.
As is my right, and as is now tradition, I name the firstborn. And, as is tradition, I pay homage to one of the greatest, and terrifying films I've ever seen.
A fucking ugly boy.
Everyone cheers for the new arrival, except ClearlyDissonant, who is more concerned with her pit sauce.
The baby's 'room' is prepared.
Every thread benefits from a nice happy cheery picture now and again.
This picture fails in as many ways as it succeeds.
This house is producing some of the most sincerely disturbing juxtapositions I believe I'll ever see.
IT BEGINS
Fuck Ridley, they're all having lunch.
Don't play with him, change him god damnit.
That's more like it.
REST WELL
Then, for around 5, 6 hours, no one does anything worth notification. Some food is eaten, some dishes are washed, and some conversationless television is watched. The baby woke and ClearlyDissection went and got him.
There's something about this picture, overall, that just rubs my hair the wrong direction. Balding man standing near a crib like some sort of fucked up trapdoor spider and all...
The Family aspirant's instincts kick in.
Diabolico the Hotdog Summoner returns from his foul craft.
Well. This family's proving to be far more interactive with the kid than the last. He doesn't tend to be left on the floor long.
ZORT
O BITCH U SO FUNNY