Sims 2 Archive 2 Day 6

Day 6

Sorry, Team Stab. Only Disinclined Plane and blackguy32 were the family members that cared at all that you got sucked into the sky and are going to be turned inside out. I would've had a screenshot but I had a database fuckup instead.

Test-0 grilled up a batch of hot dogs and saved me from listening to the rest of them bitch every two minutes about how they were hungry.



This kitchen is incredible.








Team Stab is back from the exotic massage parlor where you can pay them extra for massaging you with their genitals, only he didn't have to pay.


Everyone crowds into the front yard to welcome Team Stab home and hoot at the sky like a pack of agitated zoo chimps, and once again I'm noticing a trend in Disinclined Plane towards 'durrr' expressions.


"I'm thinking Anal Fertilization-y's!"


The crowd breaks up and DP still stinks.


ClearlyDeluded and 32 fret like this for about a minute more, all making jittery worry noises. This isn't a Woody Allen movie for fuck's sake, pull your heads out.


Fuck you two, okay?

uh oh

The mouse over action says 'Hit on...'
AAHAHAHAH





His hoop's still hurting apparently. Kegel exercises, son. You better start practicing those NOW.


Yeah, seriously, someone clean that shit up.


CONFIRMED




THE SACRIFICE IS COMPLETE. THE GATE IS OPEN. BEHOLD YOUR DOOM, HUMANITY.

YES, FOOLISH MORTAL, YES! FEED ME! I AM SUSTAINED ON YOUR ANGUISH!


That's great, 32. You're one normal guy.


Here's one final shot of the kitchen in its current shape. I've decided, since they won't do it voluntarily and the baby bottles need somewhere to pile up anyways, to clean it up.


Zarrr, you complete dick. What he did was go get the trash in order to take it out, then the clock ticked to the top of the hour, meaning he had 1 hour to go to work, so he immediately just drops the trash on the floor and heads to work.

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Pick up the trash that was dropped by Zarrr


Kitchen problem solved. Until DP is hungry again...


It may not be an INNOCENT SOUL but it'll pass for now apparently.


Team Stab was passed out in that rotten hotdog but I caught him just as he was snapping to.


You don't want to know where that wrench came from.


Now that the stove is clean as are the cooking surfaces, these two fuckheads make sandwiches.

Oh shit, grilled cheese.

Oh, shit, DP's turn.

SUCCESS! Ground-breaking update!

Oh, by the way, Zarrr and Test-0 so far have left on time for their respective jobs, in good spirits.


AWAKEN, AND LET THY WRATH BE KNOWN UNTO MEN! FOR IT IS PRISON TOILET!


The way she's grinning about cooking a bunch of weiners, you'd think she was a women's studies major at Smith College.


I KNEW he was a Republican.


I'd knock her right here for looking like 'THAT roommate' for nearly constantly lounging around in benches, but she cleans and fixes shit. I guess she's earned her way.


Girlmecha shows and steals their newspaper.


NOOOOOOooooo I shall return and visit hell upon thee may thine male children turn gay upon their 30th year of life...


Don't pass out on this one, ok champ?


32 is constantly involved in the weirdest screenshots, serious.

Test-0 came home and brought a promotion with him hooray.


You know, he just might be a Dem.


I could relate to this if he was perhaps coming back from the party of the century...
...but from a dishwashing job? There's no honor in this.

YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS






YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS
YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS
YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS


At least the rooftop had better turnout this time.


And here is a lovely 'clock strikes midnight' last screenshot.