Day 14


I like the whole 'I'm the comedy relief!' posture that Ridley's stance implies. We shall see.
I tell you one thing though, the roadworker uniform's going to go. After Ripley's Tim Burtonesque slant, certain trends must be followed.
ONE OF US ONE OF US

Holy shit.

This is his personality. A sloppy, shy irrepressible ball of love. I think these stats are going to tell us he's going to be about as fascinating as a librarian on cocaine.


"Am I right or is this the perfect woman?"

"TOPIC CHANGE THE SUN IS VERY FAR AWAY BUT EXTREMELY BRIGHT."

Bitch.

"I'm only happy when it rains! Big, fallout-laden droplets, every little black drop a kiss and a promise of Earth's purification."

"I sure ain't cut out for a desk job, after all."

Little prick.


The resident bubble abuser has a conversation with the back door 'theft deterrent device'.


Norman fucking Rockwell right here I tell you. You should hear the little ravenous mutant noises he's making while demolishing that bag.

Oh my Lord. That'd be a full-on chips belch right there. I appreciate Test-0's 'a little green monster belching a yellow mist, that's fucking normal' posture back there.

Like it needs one, but here's another angle.


Despite being rated a pig, his first opportunity to neglect the environment actually turns into his first act of cleanliness.


roofles pwnd





But Da-a-aaad do I have to watch over this little jerk?


Ridley defies his nature by cleaning. He also is sporting his awesome new duds.

I love it. He looks like fodder from any given Final Fight game.


Test-0 was actually minding the stove the whole time, it's like it spontaneously combusted. In any case if he has any professional pride, it should be soundly dented.

Then he bitches that he can't start freaking out about the kitchen fire, because a game controller's in the way of the special place he picked to freak out.

Everyone manages to find freak-out space.

Crisis is nearly over, and Ridley all nonchalantly makes his way to the sink.
The one over by the raging stove fire.

He didn't pay the fireman, or the fire, any mind. Ha.


"So, like, you evolved from fish right?"

"NO EVIL-UTION IS A LIE PERPETRATED BY SATAN"

"You know where the door is you fundamentalist moron."


Oh god it's Pele. DP invited her in then took off for work. I do not know what the fuck those two are doing back there, in the streets, jobless and one of them unclothed.


CD and 32 block DP's carpool from leaving. We'll just see if this results in him missing a day.

First thing the new visitor does?

AHAHAHAHA I couldn't script this better on purpose.


So it doesn't register as a shock to most of you folks, I had to give the twin bed room the Ozzie and Harriet treatment in order for the dresser to function properly.

Oh what the fuck is this


She just ripped a whalesong out like a truckdriver


WHAT THE FUCK PAL. We should all sigh in a big gust of relief that she shrugged off 32's advances.


"IT'S A LOT EASIER TO EXTRACT OIL FROM A CRATER... why aren't you listening?"


What's this now

This is tac-com, we have confirmed, direct hit.


In a turn of events contractory to history Pele is the one doing the poking.

You giant god damn pussy.

There you go, recover some of your manhood.

A familiar routine.

GET THE FUCK OUT




If no one objects, I'd actually like to make these guys study when needed for their relative jobs, when I see that they've managed to level out their moods and have nothing better to do. I'd prefer, if they're going to autonomously have good job attendance, that they'd at least advance and not be held back by things that aren't part of the free will AI. I've seen CD spend hours fixing multiple showers, but I haven't seen her gain a single Mechanical point, for example. Creativity, Cleaning, Cooking, Logic (telescope) and Body we've obviously got no problem with, since most of the general activities they do independantly, influence them.


HA! Those newspapers are from Days 1 and 2, and they're the reason no new papers are getting delivered. Awesome.


Say goodbye to the apron, you are now Lord of Lips and Assholes.
Now, to wit about the studying, Test-0's current career track has been emphasizing logic and creativity. Those are both things that Test has worked on independantly.


I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, OKAY