Day 13
Let's start with a bacteria colony round-up...
Well, the kitchen is a clear disappointment.
Eh. That'll get cleaned within two hours.
Welcome to the show, Side Toilet
Son of a bitch
Figures
Well, at least one of the emissaries of the Rider Pestilence still has its dignity.
All in all, a pretty pathetic show for the forces of corruption.
Yep, no sooner do I talk about it and they're cleaning stuff up as if they could hear me.
Zarrr is really one stressed-out guy. His moods here are all normalized so I can only assume he's just randomly sweating stuff.
"You can rail slide with a snowboard? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"
Side Toilet has become increasingly popular. Either the sims spread out their attention and start using more things in the house later in the game, OR THEY KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW SIDE TOILET NEVER GETS USED 
Ridley totally rocks out to some music that sounds specifically created to loosen your bowels through sheer force of ennui.
I mean he's headbanging to classical. If there was an emote for headbanging with a powdered wig, it'd fit here.
What in the fuck is happening here.
ClearlyDisenfranchised then starts crying about her ovaries withering away to nothing.
Then Disinclined Plane comes in and she flirts with him as he was shooing her the fuck out his way. A girl's gotta do, right?
Not quite so revolting, but still.
Wuh oh...
Disinclined Plane: 
ClearlyDisenchanted: 
I missed whatever event it was but I heard the little windchimes of crushdom, and lo, the puns are crushing on eachother.
They went at it down there for three more pillowfights. 
Zarrr's still working on that high score.
DP leaves and she immediately starts hearing the resonating, damning tick of her biological clock.
Ok, I've decided something. In the last thread we saw plenty of simcore porn, and two engagements, but no weddings and no breeding beyond rape. Kind of like living in the Balkans. Anyways, this is what I figure. First relationship with ClearlyDarwinian that actually makes it to 'LOVE' (the big fat red heart), I will engage them, marry them, and breed them for that last slot in the house. I have no idea if free will actually includes marriage/babies. But, even if it does, judging by the time frame of most events in the last house, I don't have the patience for it.
Ha, Zarrr whips up a serving of pancakes, hits the top of the hour that he's supposed to be leaving work for, and as he's setting down the plates he thinks about how much he hates CD. She's showering on the 3rd floor, so I have no idea what she could've done to him.
Judging by that angle, I don't think he's stargazing.
Whatever the case, if anyone else gets sucked into the sky and implanted with another assweasel before any certain blessed events can go down, it is what it is.
The significance of this shot is that Test-0 held Ridley and paced back and forth in there for two hours. What solid AI.
I guess they sorted it out.
He practices on his Cheerios what the legacy of his heritage dictates he must perform up on mankind.
I called this one 'kitchenclusterfuck.jpg'
Here is another screenshot showcasing how that Sims, when left to their own devices, prioritize god damn near everything else over actually interacting with their own child. I checked Ridley's friendship meter, and Team Stab, ironically, is his only best friend though. Zarrr's the lowest on his charts.
I went and looked at everyone's friend meters. They're all actually really high in the best friend field in general with eachother. Also ironic, is that both CD and DP's lowest relationship... is with EACHOTHER.
"I like balls."
"I like men getting as fast and frictionless as possible."
"I bet you two are going to rub eachother's 'lanterns', as the expression goes around here."
"I think he's a klansman. Better just let him go."
Then the man-squatch takes off running. What the hell ever for?
Holy shit, it's Rathen's fiance, Marisa.
While I can't really affix this one with a clever caption, let's say it's cute. It keeps the girls happy.
We need a bigger livingroom. Team Stab walked in front of blackguy32 and then just stood there, like some sadistic older brother.
Well, this is just what his ego needs.
I don't know what this guy's bitching for. He's the most stable. Least, I *thought* he was.
Disinclined Plane's snazzy new carpool.
HA it's the same UPS employee girl from ALL THE OTHER carpool rides.
She never looks happy.
NOOO MARISA NOOO
What is it, with visitors chowing down on rank leftovers.
32 gets the phone, and it's that Niobe chick from earlier.
Marisa tried to put the moves on 32 but he's all, 'back up crazy white bitch'.
She can fix anything but the spiralling failure her life is becoming.
"Oh YAAAAH intergalactic rape is a BLAST! In a manner of speaking..."
Marisa is standing in the background, according to Team Stab's queue, waiting to 'brag.' She's really rampaging on this house.
Oo I just got the 24 hour notice about Ridley growing up. Once he's up from his nap I'll get the cake and grow him into a gradeshooler.
Incidentally that puts us just one day behind Ripley's growth rate.
Well, he's up.
CD's free, I'm having her do it.
They must have a special relationship, because normally they throw eachother out or run away from eachother for biological processes.
Ridley blows out the candles.
Everybody cheers him on.
VICTOLY!
Everything looks kind of okay right here...
Then you get here.
Those are some pretty snazzy pajamas if I do say so.
Mandatory unmitigated cuteness birthday boy picture.
First order of business is getting rid of that jewfro.
Jesus no, I'd never be able to play without getting nightmares.
Let's hear it for custom content.
The beautiful people the beautiful people, it's all anatomic as the size of your steeple
At any rate, the hair style stays.
Marisa just cannot get along with anyone.
HE IS DEFENDING YOUR FREEDOM 
JUMPIN JESUS ON A MEDIEVAL SINGLE TWIN BED
Then they hang out till the end of the day.