Day 3
blackguy32 goes for a coffin.
The cleaning continues at a bewildering pace.
Pillowfighting is the new black.
how... appropriate.
I wish they'd find something ELSE TO DO.
Test-0 makes his way out to this pile of shit in the back yard that I never bothered to check out, myself.
Then he sets it on fire, catching me slightly off guard.
At this point a mouse-over tells me it's a bonfire pile and I feel sort of stupid. Here, I thought it was some sort of arty, gothy sculpture about man's inhumanity toward man or some such bullshit.
There we go!
It draws a crowd... that just stood around for a minute staring at the pretty flames.
Disinclined Plane: "Anyone seen my 'Fuck-Me' red lipstick?"
Test-0: "Fuck this, I'm out."
Conversation wore on between the three of them. Zarrr said something about the night time that bothered DP, so he bailed, but Team Stab stuck with him for a riveting discussion about fried eggs, then soda, then a bowl of blood with a spoon in it.
Then the fire went out and Zarrr is a narcissistic fuck.
Death Toilet doesn't stand a chance of existing in this house
This is Zarrr immediately cleaning up the bonfire, too. I have never seen a house of laissez-faire policy Sims be so consistently... tidy.
I'm not screenshotting it but I will tell you. Test-0 cleaned up whatever plates were sitting out in the dining hall.
"Thanks for pelting my face with a pillow."
"Any time, hon."
Then, they got into another pillow fight.
Followed by another.
Team Stab's shower resulted in a huge spill. We'll be lucky if it survives to nightfall.
THIS is what confronted me as I turned my attention back to the game after typing out the above line.
THIS is what confronted me as I turned my attention back to the game after typing out the above line.
THIS is what confronted me as I turned my attention back to the game after typing out the above line.
Then suddenly...
The fuck? FINE! YOU'RE A POLITICIAN!
Our first job.
So to celebrate, I'm going to buy a car.
Zarrr got the first job, so he gets the keys.
While this may seem like an ordinary, run-of-the-mill moment not worth screenshotting, and believe me it really normally isn't, it is the FIRST interaction I caught between these two that didn't involve down-filled violence.
What the fuck now?
FINE YOU ARE A DISH WASHER NOW.
It was Test-0. This is just like the last house. One guy randomly job-hunts, then another. Wonder if I'll have any more.
You narcissistic fuck.
GAAAAAAY.
Night falls and
another fucking pillowfight.
Did I miss out in a patch or expansion or something that unattended gameplay would result in Disney-caliber antics?
Tune in next week for another exciting adventure in, Team Stab: Bathtub Avenger! WILL HE FIND LAND?
If you could only hear the simtalk pirate noises... "Barney smarny yarghy swarny..." Sounds like a pirate trying to entertain a toddler.
Zarrr: "What in the blue fuck."
I'm tempted to remove the fire alarm, fill the house with chairs, and keep ordering someone to cook until I can take six more volunteers.
Oh thank GOD they finally discovered my drug-and-jam room.
Well, it can be said she matches the room's color scheme.
Chimpy and the parolee are starting to sound good.