Day 1
Rathen is straight out of the gate a faggot. First made a pass at Otik, was rebuffed, then rebounding, dove for a snuggle out of GIIRyudo (see picture), and was rejected again.
Then, ObMeiste tries to shake some candy out of FG.
First fuckin thing everyone does, is go watch tv. Go go gadget western culture stereotypes!
Otik gets busy on the piano. The pain in the house reverberates for HOURS.
There, you only saw three complaints. But the grand total of complaints from people passing near Otik's Ray-Charles-if-his-fingers-were-blind-instead practice sessions reached 35 complaints. And that was the point by which it stopped being entertaining counting the people distressed by Otik.
We have three jobs!
EtchaSketch had brought in the paper, but didn't look for work. However, the following people took turns jobhunting with it, and the computer of their own accord. Both Duey and ObMeiste took work as Team Mascots, as they had an athletic desire. GIIRyudo is a Test Subject. Look out social climbers comin' thru!
There was a tense moment when Etcha grabbed the baby and brought him upstairs to the Many Chambers of Potential Encounters.
But, instead, he tucks ForeverGrey in his crib for a nap and takes off. BOOO-RING.
Duey goes and works out. And gets fucking stinky. But, decides it's a great time to go get some soup instead of washing his filthy ass.
He remorselessly checks out EtchaSketch's ass while Etcha reels from toxic shock.
There are two other free toilets in the house, and he absolutely reeks from a workout, but Ob decides it's the best time to toilet train FG, and the only place to do it is the toilet that Duey is occupying.
What the fuck is WRONG with him?
So instead, Ob dumps him in the kitchen with a shit stinking diaper and fucks off somewhere... Then Duey, the neat freak, picks the stink-streaking child, with the changing table in mind. Well, he wanders upstairs with the baby. Loses his train of thought or something, then wanders back downstairs, offending everyone he encounters with the death shroud wafting off of FG, and dumps him in the kitchen with a bottle.
You're gonna be a great dad some day Duey.
At that point, Rathen picks up FG, with nothing but angry thoughts about ObMeiste! He goes upstairs with a bathtub in his thoughts, off to what I assumed was going to be a tub-drowning of vengeance. Instead, it turned into bathtime for FG. There's our Family aspirant.
Afterwards, Rathen got phenomenally angry at ObMeiste for taking a shower. It was a fantastic screenshot I thought I took but I guess I didn't. Shame really, it was great.
ForeverGrey, fresh and clean, goes bobbing for Baby Ruth, and instead drenches the bathroom floor.
Then, ObMeiste put him to bed, everyone else went to bed, except EtchaSketch, who was still painting. Fuck him, Day 1 is done.
General behavioral points of note-
- EtchaSketch, the second-sloppiest fucker after all of you, ironically has been cleaning up after everyone's dinner.
- At the end of the day however, this did not prevent the house from being littered with 2 stinking baby bottles, 3 half eaten dinner trays, an unrecycled newspaper, and ForeverGrey's bathroom incident. You guys are officially a bunch of fuckin pigs.
- Otik got a lot better at the piano and EtchaSketch was the first to dig on it.
- ObMeiste stood NEXT to a bed and yelled at me for about two minutes demanding that I PUT him to bed. So I gave in, violated the Prime Directive and put his ass to bed.
- GIIRyudo spent the rest of the session after finding a job and before sleeping on the floor studying cleaning. What an interesting conversationalist this guy must be.
- GIIRyudo slept on the floor. what
- Five in the morning, EtchaSketch freaks me out by jobhunting, so now he's a Golf Caddy.