Day 6

Midnight sets in and the first thing that happens is that the camera shoots to Rathen, and I believe he begins his third trimester by getting about as fat as your average outsourced tech support call receiver.

GAAAY.

Just kidding. Duey is apparently just being supportive of his friend. Heavens knows Rathen needs it.

Sing us a song you're the piano man...

What in the fuck.

Otik is: Bathroom Commander!

It's a fucking Cheers episode, now.

Everyone is over by Etcha. They're either goofing off with eachother, or taking turns congratulating him.

This just goes on for hours. Clapping, talking, and ForeverGrey being played with and giggling the whole time. It was actually a pretty solid warm-fuzzy moment for everybody.

Duey manifests a weakness! He cannot cook.

This was as random as it looks.

What in the FUCK?!

Oh shit. Rathen goes from fat basementdwelling phone rep to tubby attention-whoring carpet cleaner. That alien hellspawn's got to be chewing his way out of there SOON.

HAHAHA he fucking waddles when he walks now.

Damn GIIR, that must've been rotten.

Rathen apparently should be bottled as a chemical war agent also.

FG asks the only guy he knows of that wears a skirt for make-up tips.

Otik helps FG with his homework.

On the front lawn.

In his underwear.

ObMeiste gets another promotion. Must be a trade-off for neglecting his son. Duey gets promoted, and that's really just about time.

Bubble bath? GAAAY.

GIIRyudo gets a promotion too. The total haul for the house today was around 2,000 bucks. Sweeet.

You fucking sponge-bathers.

The phone rings, Rathen answers... and it's Marisa! For him! Sweet!

It's the pregnant juggle!

Before today, if anyone ever told me that at some point in my life I would be witnessing a pregnant Hitler lookalike juggling empty cups behind a debutante self-service bar, I would've punched them in the throat.
Now, I would punch them in the throat twice.

And we finish, tonight, with Otik on the piano, everyone in bed, and Rathen on the phone with Marisa again.

Details of note-

- Rathen's wants shift around but he's always got Marisa on his mind.

- Otik has two wants relative to Nobuu.

- Etchasketch has four wants spread out over three girls. SLUT. And, his Creativity is nearly maxed.

- Otik still fears on behalf of Rathen of another alien abduction, and Duey does as well, now.