Day 25

ObMeiste approves, and demonstrates it monetarily. He then did this for all the jars.

The fireman at that point collected his earnings and left.

Rathen took up the fireman's spot on the drums, Ripley gained a point of creativity and just as she was actually melding with the rest of the ad hoc band, she went to bed.

Ok, whatever the fuck this broken thing is, it's still here.

Things are breaking left and right in this god damn house and they only just moved in. Ob however's on the job.

Ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to Death Toilet the 4th.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Once her tantrum was finished however she jammed out with Etcha.

Oddly, I found myself wishing for a way to modify the music they played to include the Mos Eisley spaceport cantina music.

Ok so the sun's up and I decided to have a look around at the yard.

Mother of FUCK.

Otik and Rathen join the jam...

And check out the freestyle fancy shit Otik pulls off.

Otik and Rathen were both starved at this point. This would cause them to stop playing as soon as they started, then put the instrument down. Then, they'd forget they were hungry and pick it back up. Then, they'd get angry thoughtbubbles about being hungry, and put down the instrument. Then, just pick it back up.

Eventually Otik told Rathen a dirty joke, and at that point I discovered why they were not making food. As if one thing had anything to do with the other. But whatever, the refridgerator was empty.

Attn: Toiletduk. This is a carpool fuck up. 3 guys all coming home from work at the same hour, one in the fagmobile, the other two in the Aryan Nation Charter. They get locked like this for hours. Nobody gets out of the bus, and GIIR just beeps in futility.

Etcha managed to leave for work by getting into the other car and... it dematerialized.

Oh, fuck.

I think the end is nigh for this house. See, that's a pizza delivery in front of the delivery truck. The delivery truck guy won't get out because the pizza girl's in the way, and the pizza girl won't get her pizza delivered because the delivery truck is up her Gremlin's ass.

Who the hell is this broad and why is Ripley half-clipping through the bathroom door and wall?

You know what this is right here?

It's Otik, rummaging through the trash and eating out of it. That's what that is.

If this four-car street constipation continues, everyone is going to starve to death, lose their jobs and this house is going to spiral into a miserable little holocaust.

Sounds kind of exciting, sort of.

Etcha suddenly materializes in the garage. I 'chose wisely' as it were on one of those pop-up dilemma dialogues, and got him promoted. He has brought home a friend. I think it's Keisha Knight-Pulliam from the Cosby Show all growed up.

This event I think triggered the sudden materialization of GIIR in the garage too. He promptly falls asleep standing up next to the queersled.

The all-stars are freed. What the fuck on earth was stopping them before anyways?

And once the bus left...

The delivery van un-fucked up! Yay!

Pizza... now I am hungry.

And we finish today with burgers, and joy.