Day 22
Ripley's just getting back from a little shopping excursion. She's got bed on the mind, though, so the outfit planning will have to wait.
ADTRW regulars once again are knocking shit off their waste-laden computer tables looking for the vaseline and kleenex.
Oh Jesus why is the camera suddenly panni
I'm going to be ill.
What followed, was a barnyardish cavalcade of manly grunts, hoots and cheers. I didn't know if they were riding eachother, or a rollercoaster. Perhaps, one would say, they rode the meat rollercoaster.
Sorry, Jesus. You look like you need an apology there.
I already used 'sweet dreams you narcissistic faggots', so instead I'll caption this, 'The post-coital brokeback buttfuckers dream the dream of all manly men; to go back in time, and rape their younger selves.'
Welp. That's one more milestone behind us.
Everyone in the house was asleep, until groceries get delivered at about 5:30am.
Ripley's doing her homework in her favorite spot, but unfortunately there's no one in bed to irritate this time.
Miranda strolls around in her underwear, helping assert that feeling of normalcy in the Gamesforum household, where normal things like a barely dressed woman wandering around in a house full of men happens. Because that's normal.
Ha! It happened too quick for me to catch, but she walked into a kitchen loaded with men, then POW her dress was back on.
Rathen is graceful, like a swan.
Well, a swan feeling the onset of Rophynol.
Ripley greets Nobuu.
Wow. Talk about the apple not falling far from the tree- she randomly cries about something.
Mother of all fuck.
Both Duey and ObMeiste get promoted to MVPs. I wonder what their ball club would think if they knew they went home to club eachother's balls. GIIR brought in his paycheck, and between the bonuses and regular pay, today brought in nearly 6 thousand in cash.
Welp. Looks like these two fine young shitheads are making up.
Definitely.
What the fuck is this?
Do you think they orchestrated the whole breakup thing just for the glory that is make-up sex?
Ripley, detecting people to annoy, promptly commences with homework.
She then attempts to repair the computer, which is actually a series of swift jabs to the computer's pci slots with a screwdriver.
I've met MCSE certifieds with less sense, come to think of it.
It's been 12 hours since he dove into the pool, yet he's still in those speedos.
Etcha's pussy, Jan arrives, so he goes outside and bites her face.
SPEEEDOOOOOSS
Yep. Perfectly normal teenage girl.
It's been said that a fine-ass cheeseburger can bring in even the dead.
Oh, shit.
WHAT IN THE FUCK
Speaking of back from the dead...
ooOOOooooOoOOoooOOOooo...
Ok before we close shop for today let's do a little state-of-the-union and list out the milestones hit, to date:
First Pregnancy - Rathen. Don't even try to make sense of it.
Busted Cherry - Rathen. Notice how this falls AFTER his pregnancy. Notice I said his pregnancy.
Goon Sex, Hetero - Otik and Nobuu.
Death - ForeverGrey, if forced.
First Case of Insanity - GIIRyudo.
Permaban Death - Esco. And a great sigh was heard from the heavens.
Goon Sex, lol fags - ObMeiste and Duey. I am infinitely amused that their careers are as sports celebrities.
GHOST! - Ricardo Montalban. KHAAAN!
Milestones yet to hit -
A capped out skill.
A capped out career.
An involuntary death.
A wedding.