Day 2
Quarter to 5 am and what do we see... Etcha bunking with Rathen. Not like this surprises anyone here.
Then, they just dream about themselves. Awesome.
FG wakes up about three minute later, and where's dad? Who the fuck knows. But, Rathen yet again stepping up to the plate. The baby gets another bath.
But Jesus just LOOK at that fucking tub. This is definitely a man house.
All is not lost. Duey defilthifies.
But look at this shit here!
What you can't see is that ObMeiste is on his third espresso shot and jittering all over the place.
Holy shit. I think we have our first mental health casualty. Rathen gets buck naked and starts spongebathing himself in the kitchen!
ObMeiste has read the same story about racecars and astronauts to FG twice, and he is jittering epileptically still.
Oh shit. Stove's smoking.
Ok, now it's burning. This utterly traumatizes Rathen and GIIRyudo.
The fireman comes, and Otik decides it's a great time to try and make a new friend.
An absolutely random girl shows up at the house and who is the first to mack? Rathen! And you thought he was gay!
Once again, FRAPS dropped the ball and I didn't get a screencap of Rathen making the moves, but this is what I got just minutes after Rathen went inside to take a shit.
What in the fuck is this? EtchaSketch swooping in and trying to mack, but as you can see, this chick couldn't care fuck one about his painting.
Rathen, released from his rectal discomfort, was running back out the door to resume flirting. Now that is what I call our sexually ambiguous hero. Shortly after that, she decided to leave, but not before changing one of Rathen's goals to 'fall in love.' BUT WILL HE? *tremble*
EtchaSketch is not only slacking on the first poon to say hi, he also missed his carpool. So did GIIRyudo. First to find jobs, and possibly first to lose them.
Duey heads to work as a giant jackass.
ObMeiste misses the carpool but has the foresight to call out sick. I did not know they could pull that shit!
GIIR cleaned the kitchen. After that, everybody, and I really mean goddamn near everybody, got stinky, got hungry, got tired, and demanded I tell them what to do. Well fuck them. I let them just bumblefuck around while I played New Testament not-answering-your-prayers-for-intervention god.
Here we go again...
Awesome!
And thus, did Day 2 finish.
Behavior of note:
- Otik spent a great deal of the evening with FG, doing shots of espresso and giving a bottle to the baby between them. EtchaSketch changed him once, and Rathen bathed him twice. ObMeister? Nowhere to be found near his son except within the angry thought bubbles of Etch, Rathen and Otik.
- Almost everyone is trembling on the verge of being unhappy. This is where it might get interesting, because I believe if they get upset for too long, going insane and spongebathing in the bathroom is just the tip of the iceberg of crazy.