Day 4
Jesus intervenes and keeps Otik from bunking with another man.
Rathen returns!
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Wonders never cease and Etcha's out the door to work on time.
Rathen eats pancakes. Just about every pregnant person I've known eats pancakes. Weird. Also, duly note the cosmetic changes on his facial hair and regular hair.
Rathen cries every two minutes, now, either because he's pregnant with what I hope is a chestburster, or with horrific memories of the alien sexfest.
In true goon fashion when confronted with depression, he goes online and chats with a total stranger, then wanted me to pick someone for him to send email to. Naturally I had him shoot an email to Marisa.
I hope she's into single moms.
I felt things needed a little environmental sprucing. So, I dug a grave and threw someone's grandmother into it.
ObMeiste investigates. Otik investigates.
Otik gets hungry. You sick fuck.
Some things never change.
The kitchen is getting TOXIC.
ObMeiste eats a rotten poptart and thinks, "FUCK PEACE!" Otik focusses on those Cheerios.
This is the gayest screenshot yet.
GAAAY.
Father of mine... tell me where have you been...
This is awesome, Ob's trying to teach the little man to walk!
More gay.
JESUS HELL. ForeverGrey's now a potential delinquent! The method this game makes aging happens just scares fuck all out of you. Trust me.
Otik rounded out his day by talking to Mitch. Duey half-assed cleaned some of the kitchen. Otik pounds espresso at 10:30p and is jittering like a teacup chihuahuah after licking the top of a toilet cover after Britney and Paris 'freshened up' in the stall.
FG figures out new ways to be bad.
Oh Christ that's nasty.
Duey cleans it, and Etcha plunks right down on it to drop the kids off at the pool while Duey washed his hands afterwards.
And that is it, for Day 4.