Day 9

Not so gay. Ob made advances of some sort, but Rathen was all, 'fuck that fag shit you fagging faggot.'

NAASTYYY

Otik with the diaper change. Maybe it's just me being a dad, but the only thing I actually cared about losing in the house when the Sims data directory got corrupted, was Ripley.

ForeverGrey asks EtchaSketch for help with his homework. I think Etcha agreed to it...

But it just looks like he decided to bitch about it.

All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

The Elf and the Alien... I feel a Disney hit feature with tons of obtuse merchandising coming on...

This actually sounds GOOD, and I'm not even a Sim. He's banging out some fucking sweet ragtime.

Elf hands off alien baby to Hitler lookalike. The surreality reasserts itself.

Please note the perfectly empty shower stall to the right, and the abandoned baby in the middle.

Sweet dreams, you narcissistic faggots.

God damn, the kitchen is utterly foul. Three plates, two bottles and two coffee cups on the floor.

And the sloppiest one of them all, in constant defiance of his statistical nature, douches it yet again.

GIIRyudo manages to not set the house afire this time, but only by a narrow margin.

Death Toilet is still in full effect.

Imagine the hell out of that.

Ob is proud! And he expresses it by saying, "Woo woo! Ga ga bla!" O-fuckin-kaayy.

The phone's for Otik... and guess who!

Sandwiches anybody?

ObMeiste makes spaghetti for everyone, sets out plates and look at no one come running!

Death Sandwich innocently observes.

Otik holds Ripley over the Sea of Rotbottles.

I missed it! ObMeiste vanquished Death Sandwich :cry: Oh well, the Sea of Rotbottles is strong, yet.

HOLY FUCK! Ripley's a toddler!

Uh. Happy birthday, cutie? Ugh.

Instead of a birthday cake she got some potty training from Rathen. Hooray.

Ok, there's something... appropriate about a man in a labcoat carrying around a freaky alien baby girl.

So in the interest of science, he tries to shake another alien baby out of her. But no luck.

So it's off to baby jail with her.

Bonus Treat!

To celebrate Death Toilet's endurance, as well as promotion to a proper noun, I made a fast-and-dirty 1024x768 sized wallpaper -

Death Toilet

This is a 2 meg .bmp, so it's very much so linked for size. If you are considering bitching about the lack of optimization, then my preemptive response is fuck you optimize it yourself, I have to go to bed now.